Simon Rules!

This week I will be another year closer to 30. Oh well, two more years to go. Amber got me a brilliant book, and might I add my first gospel text:

Here’s a quote so you can see what you are missing:

“Mormons, for example, prefer to discuss faith door-to-door with strangers. It follows then that, since this is their chosen method of discourse, they would welcome Pastafarian visitors showing up unannounced at their doorsteps. We suggest arriving as early as possible to make a good impression. Anyone can get up at noon, but it takes dedication and character to make a five A.M. visit.”

In anticipation of my door-to-door antics, Amber got me Flying Spaghetti Monster t-shirt, designed by the one and only Mr Faller. I also got a Doctor Who sonic screwdriver and a Tardis USB hub with authentic light and sound!

Driving along I-25 and a pick-up’s tyre burst (it looked like a retread) and a piece landed really close to my car. On further inpection when I got home, the side of the car is scratched really badly through to the primer. Can I just say that you people who use retreads to save yourself a few $$ are a bunch of cunts.

If equal amounts of matter and anti-matter were created in the beginning, where is all the anti-matter? If light from an anti-matter universe set off towards us, how would we see it? Since their light would consist of anti-photons, would they ever reach us, or would they just annihilate photons along the way?